I’m not allowed to say the word “fat” or “overweight” in mixed company for fear of offending someone.
People who are fat, just can’t help it. It’s not their fault, so it goes. Or is it?
Everyone I know is fat. They drink things filled with sugar and lots of it. They eat loads of processed foods. They love it. It makes them happy.
So I say, If you’re fat, just be one with your fat, and love your fat for what it is and just be glad that one day you can spend many an hour going to doctor’s appointments that healthy people will have to pay for with their tax dollars.
Okay, that was mean. Well, a few years ago, I was at the beauty parlor and I noticed that all the fat beauticians had very nice thin legs. It dawned on me, that if someone is on his feet all day, fat can’t accumulate on the chins. However, the thighs and butt still seem to be huge on these women who stand for twelve hours every day.
People who sit all day at the computer tend to have fat chins, ankles and feet. This is one reason, why I really don’t like to write. I’m sitting and I tend to put on weight.
Not to worry, I came up with a solution. Just don’t use a chair.
Now I won’t get thunder thighs. But this sitting position is a bit controversial.
If you sat like this in the office and people laughed hysterically at you, would that be considered bullying, or would that just be your own fault for being too dad gum ridiculous?