In case you haven’t heard the News, it’s 2012, and it’s the end of the world.
……And Zombies are everywhere.
If you’re like me, you are sick and tired of chopping off heads and burning those vile ferocious beasts. It’s stinky and disgusting, causes terrible nightmares, and frankly, its bothering the children.
That’s why I use
Raid Zombie Barrier Spray.
Just spray the perimeter of your house with this pleasant smelling foam and Zombies won’t come near your home for six to twelve weeks, guaranteed or your money back.
Even if Zombies haven’t invaded your neighborhood, this is definitely something your apocalypse survival kit should not be without.
But wait there’s more. With every purchase of Raid brand Zombie barrier spray, you can get a free sample of the new Combat brand Zombie Bait station.
Just leave this outside your home and Zombies will snack on the contents and bring the poison back to others in the Zombie nest.
Let’s face it, zombie problems can get out of hand and nasty if left untreated. So buy your protection today and stop the problem before you have an infestation.
Okay, my kids tell me that zombies aren’t real. But maybe they are real. Maybe Zombies are some sort of metaphor or analogy of a type of person who exists that people are subconsciously afraid of.
Maybe zombies are people on meth-amphetamines who are just living without using their brain.
Or maybe zombies are people who just just aren’t living consciously and are completely unaware that modern day society is completely computerized. Art isn’t beautiful anymore! Artists can only express themselves by tattooing themselves because they are afraid that whatever they paint will be paint over with beige neutral tones!