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My biggest problem in life is the stupid little speakers that plug into the mp3 players.  They work for two weeks and then they break.  I keep having to buy speakers over and over again.  That’s when my gifted and talented teenager came up with this brilliant idea. 

The human speaker

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He swears that if you get the angle right in the nostril, the sound will come out of your mouth and enable others to listen on the headphones. 

Why risk loosing your hearing with headphones when you can just stick them up your nose?

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oddball fiction writer and suburban food forest gardener. I'm into debt free living and tightwadding. I have lots of money saving tips and recipes, gardening advice and interesting stories on my website www.clotildajamcracker.com I am saving up to plant a huge food forest ecosystem using permaculture and other sustainablity methods that will save the earth from the evil minions who want to cover it with shopping centers, parking lots and factories. http://clotildajamcracker.wordpress.com/ My children's books are currently available on Amazon http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss_1?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=clotilda+jamcracker Some of my art is available at www.redbubble.com http://www.redbubble.com/explore/clotilda+jamcracker

25 Responses »

    • Oh dear, he is prone to colds. Well, I suppose he can just keep those now. That would make a good tightwad tip. How to get a free set of headphones.
      If you need a free set of headphones, don’t go out and buy some, just look for someone who has a nice set and ask if you can try them out and see if they sound nice. Then stick them up your nose. They’ll never want to use those again.

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