How to get famous really really fast:
Write your name in big grafitti accross the moon. Everyone will wonder “Why did he do that?” But most importantly, they will wonder “How did he do that?”
Okay, I stole that one from my kid. He’s just filled with this interesting information. Did you know that the average human body contains enough bones to form an entire skeleton?” Fascinating….but seriously, the moon thing hasn’t been done, though, so if anyone out there wants to get famous, go for it. You’ll go down in history as the moon graffitti pioneer, setting the way for many other astronauts with a taste for shocking and scandelous art.
“Did you know that the average human body contains enough bones to form an entire skeleton”
This made me laugh so hard! Its my new favourite fact
Very smart and insightful child you have there!! Love this and love to hear what kids think of !
I have to agree with The Reclining Gentleman. Too funny.
(*makes note to stock-up on Lunar Spray-Paint and Moon Rocket*)
Actually in a comic book called “The Tick” a criminal mastermind named Chairface Chippendale did just that.
Oh. He told me he made that one up. And once, when I was a kid, my sister came up with a joke, act your age, not your shoe size, and I thought she was so smart, but she totally ripped that off some country singer. And we never even listened to country music.
Well, he might have come up with the idea independently. The original comic book was pretty obscure.
Just checking on you!
I see that you are your usual clever self. This was fun.
Granny
Thanks George. You’re the best.
I have my child working on the graffiti thing right now. We’re taking preorders for messages. Get your order in while there is still time.
Do you want me to provide the paint? Is he just putting his own name up there or will there be others? Do I need to attend as well, or can he make it up there on his own?
We live close to Wisconsin and are purchasing cheese paint from a dealer in Racine. Nate is starting with his name, followed with my name and a raspberry tongue decorated with all my exgirlfriends’ names. You do not need to attend — we’re working on a real long extension combined with mirrors, so we don’t actually have to travel there.
I’m weird. You will get used to it.
You are strange woman and I mean that in the very nicest of ways. Thanks for finding so many ways to make others smile. Do you prepare your own drawings? I confess that they make me want to dig out my colored pencils. They are a real treat to view.
Yes, I do my own drawings. Colored pencils are the best, they aren’t messy and all the kids draw now. You tube has great drawing videos. I like to watch the henna tattoo videos because the design is so beautiful and it’s easy to draw with pencil. Zendoodle is fun too. Plus, the how to draw manga videos are really easy to do. The library has loads of drawing books, but by far, manga is the best, its easy to draw. Good luck drawing!
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“Write your name in big graffit across the moon!” Now that’d some concept! jm
If anyone accomplishes this, my money is on Coca-Cola.
I like the way your kid thinks. Very creative indeed.
Thanks, may candy canes and ice cream fall out of the sky and land on your doorstep.
A whole skeleton – wow!
I love the skeleton fact. Kids are great. Mine keeps trying to touch the moon and complains that she can’t reach it.
Ha! Loved it. I can’t wait for my kid to start talking.
As cool as that is, I’m glad no one’s really been able to do it… yet. You just KNOW there’s some Madison Avenue guy a’schemin’ for some way to put a ginormous Nike Swoosh or Jordan’s silhouette all over it!
Cute post, but I really want the shoes in the picture.
graffiti-ing on cheese is a shocking waste of food. especially a ball of cheese that size.
Cute post! I don’t have small kids anymore, but I remember when mine said things like that. Thanks for visiting my blog.
What we learn from our kids is amazing. my son told me that you will get £15000 and probably be famous if you can figure out why a hot cup of water freezes quicker than a room temperature cup of water. I didn’t even know that it does that and I will test it out in my freezer. I told my son to figure it out, I like a famous son…..
Haha nice idea! We have the technology to do that, just very expensive! Its a crazy thing as a kid you have far more imagination I find than when your in adulthood! Maybe doom and gloom takes its toll on your imagination over time.
It would, definitely, cause a stir.
Scott
I love the “Did you know that the average human body contains enough bones to form an entire skeleton?” really great