The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly

There are three kinds of people in this world.  The first are the righteous and pure of heart.  They go to college, get a good career, buy a sensible house and keep their lawns perfectly manicured. They drive nice cars, and fill their house with matching furniture that look nice with their magazine perfect kitchens.  They buy the latest and greatest products and make sure there is a constant flow of money filling the pockets of the big wig corporate boo-zhwas who rule the world.  These are the good people.

(Photo is some random pic off the internet advertising wholesome lawn fertilizer)

Then there are the people who object to being supported by government agencies, they defy all that is good and strive to live a life that gives as little money as possible to the all holy Federation of Booze zhwas that want to own the world.  These people do not support the economy.  They destroy perfectly good lawns and dig them up and plant food!

Do you see this guy?  He’s got this website http://www.growingyourgreeens.com.  He has dug up his grass in suburbia and is growing vegetables that he actually eats. 

And these people in Pasadena, California on a city block have a complete farm where they grow all the food they eat, and give almost no money whatsoever to the economy. 

It’s sick and disturbing.  These people even have goats, and I hear that they put goat poo all over the garden.  This is so wrong.  They eat from that garden and they’ve got chickens running all over it.  That is so not kosher.

There are people who have gone so far with this tree hugging hippie idea, that they have developed a way to plant something called a food forest that creates an entire eco system that a person can live in and be completely self sufficient.  This is bad.  It doesn’t help the economy grow, and is frowned upon in our society because it’s messy and dirty, and completely un-American.  A garden militia in Seattle completely destroyed a nice meadow and planted a massive forest of food and they are going to just let whoever feels like it walk around and eat berries like it’s some magical land of plenty.

This is serious. This is an outrage and it’s got completely out of hand.

There’s a group of crazies now that call themselves gorilla gardener’s.  They go around planting things on other people’s property.  They do this in secret, without even asking permission.  I mean seriously!  What is the world coming to?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then there are those who are neither here nor there.  They don’t care about economics or earth day and they just want to be left alone.  Well, that’s just ugly.

 

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