There’s only four shopping days left until Christmas, so go out there and buy some more stuff. We gotta buy more stuff so people can keep working, and so our economy will keep working. If you run out of money, don’t worry, there’s still more room in this wide dot com era for expansion.
If you are out of ideas, I’m her to help. I found a website that hasn’t been invented yet, with a little work it will be better than wikipedia.
When you are playing scrabble and want to use jelicable or slupa as a word, just log on to the website and type in the word. scrabblecheater.com will instantly provide an adequate definition on a disguised dictionary website, guaranteed to convince your opponent.
SLUGA-the person who slugs you sharply on the arm upon seeing a slugbug driving down the road.
SLUGBUG-an automobile with a round top, usually manufactured in Germany.
My son almost beat me at scrabble when he busted out the word “Quab” apparantly this is some sort of raw quail meat. Too bad I didn’t have an “S” because Squab is also a word.
I accused him of finding the words on scrabblecheater.com but he looked up the domain and discovered it’s still available. So for all you entrepreneurs out there, there you are. You can steal my idea and I won’t even sue you. Actually you might want to disguise the site by calling it properdictionarydefinition.com or authenticdefinition.com or something serious and believeable like that.
Here’s another tip. If you type something and all of a sudden the typing gets deleted and there is no redo button, hit control z. This works on Microsoft computers. If you are using Apple, then, well, too bad. Apple is the antichrist, FYI. No offense intended. My husband works for Microsoft and I just have to support the company and root for my own team here.
Have a nice day, and happy shopping. I’m not buying presents this year, I’m just making everyone homemade truffles, caramels, turtles, and biscotti.