They say that this is the age of information, but who are THEY anyway? And what do THEY know? Nothing if you ask me. They know how to turn gold into garbage, that’s for sure. That should count for something.
This is the age of technology, they say, there has never before, since the beginning of time, been an era where man was capable of creating anything he can think of. There is no stopping man and his great ideas like flushing toilets and lightbulbs and buildings that reach the sky.
All I see is one giant Rube Goldberg machine that enables people to spend night and day working for what long ago, was free and came easy.
This is really just the age of madness, if you ask me, and we are all being ruled by idiots. And it’s all because the ancient books of science have been burnt in mass quantities over the ages. They were burned by powerful men who had consumed far too many methamphetamines and used violence and mind control to achieve power. Like Napolean who burned libraries full on ancient books, and Hitler, who burned all that was left.
All that remains in this day and age are remnants and stories that go along with ancient text which my ancestors referred to as the forbidden text. Of course, my family has the original copy. In my opinion, this should have been the only book ever burned. But you can’t burn something that’s been carved in stone.
The book is called the Kundalini and and was originally carved in the stone walls beneath the earth. Some people call it metaphysics and and some people just call it sheer and utter nonsense. But let me assure you, that this is no fairy tale of yore. This is science at it’s finest because it can be replicated like a winning A plus science project on crack. Want me to prove it? I could if I wanted to, but I’ve seen enough to know that this isn’t something that I want to mess with. No thank you.
The Kundalini is the winding spiral energy that weaves in and out of all the other energies and is a matrix, that would look just like a DNA pattern if it could be seen with the human eye. This energy can only be seen in a dreamlike state or trance, or with devices that are no longer in existance, although, the diagrams for such devices, are written in ancient texts that still lie on the face of the earth.
There are all sorts of light spectrums that human eyes can’t see. We can only see a small fraction of them.
There are only a fraction of sound waves that our ears are capable of hearing. Anyone who has ever blown into a dog whistle and saw the reaction of their canine friends can tell you that animals can hear more than we can. But it’s not just sound and light rays, there are loads of different kinds of energies all around us all the time, and most people don’t believe they exist because they can’t see them with their eyes and their senses have become dull and their chakras are misaligned with the earth and therefore, they can’t even sense them
If you believe that there is energy that we can’t see, just ask Marie Curie. Oh wait, you can’t. You know why? Because she’s dead. She is proof to the fact that one can be killed by invisible energy. There is a whole nother periodic table of invisible lights and energies, but all of the documented transcripts were burned in the fire in Paris.
(This is Marie Curie, and by the way, in case you don’t know who she is, she discovered some radioactive glow in the dark materials, and learned the hard way that sometimes invisible things can kill you).
One of these energies is called the Kundalini, otherwise known as the snake energy. There is a fairy tale about this energy that has been lost in translation. I’m sure you’ve heard about it. It’s a cautionary tale that goes by the name of “The story of Adam and Eve.” In this story, the snake tells Eve that if she eats the apple, then she will be all knowing, God.
Using the Kundalini will open up neurological pathways in the brain.
The neurons and dendrites within the cerebral cortex transmit these powerful magnetic charges that pull energy from whatever you think of to the desired object. In a sense, whatever you think of becomes yours. Getting whatever you want is loads of fun, but everything has it’s price. In a sense, the Kundalini is very dangerous. It is because of this fact that old mother’s have a natural instinct to mercilessly hack up innocent garden snakes with garden hoes.
In it’s natural state, the human energy points are in a nautilus coil. These points are known as chakra points. In the ideal state of harmony with the earth, these chakras are aligned along a nautilus pattern. These points align with energy points on the earth, many of which are within plants, trees and animals. When aligned properly, a slight high pitched hum can be heard. This state of balance with the earth gives protection to man, and potentially, he (or she) can live forever. When this balance is misaligned, then sickness and death occurs. Which is why the Kundalini is so dangerous.
If you quiet the mind, and follow the directions perfectly, the chakra’s can become completely aligned into a perfect straight line, and the Kundalini can be summoned to enter the body through the chakras. And anything that you think of becomes yours. There is no limit to what you can obtain. Fame, fortune, you name it. Anyone who is incredibly wealthy has done it, although, they’ll deny it.
However, when you invite the Kundalini to run it’s slithery body, entertwining in a mating ritual with your soul, you become food to feed the beast, and can be controlled like a puppet to do his bidding. There is no longer freedom, and there is no longer protection from the dangers that the world can bring.
As you can clearly see, the Kundalini can cause disaster and calamity and must not be summoned. The text was arranged as a warning against using it’s powers should it be randomly discovered. The Kudalini wants to be found and wants to be discovered, and hiding the text in an old cave underneath the earth wasn’t enough. Keeping the text forbidden and secret, didn’t work forever.
For hundreds and thousands of years my family, before I was born followed the text in “The Book of Magnets” and they lived by “The Book of Horticultre.” At night, they all sat by the fire in the moonlight and watched the star patterns in the sky as they read from “The Book of Harmony”, but all this changed one hot afternoon, sixty years ago, on my aunt’s 15th birthday.













Raising that Kundalini Fire Snake. I like it. Let us all get jiggy for world peace.
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Please tell me more.
Clotilda, whop are those people with masks with passports and sculls and fancy robes – please? members of a secret organisation? do they have anything to do with Kundalini?
Patience, I will explain everything. And everything has something to do with the Kundalini.
Uh, have you completely lost your cookies? Will we next see you dancing around airports In a pink toga tapping on your tambourine? Or perhaps you’ll just quietly become a scientologist? Good grief, please tell me you are just kidding…ooogggeee booooogeeee abra-ka-dabra!
I have never in my life been affiliated with scientology or scientologists. My mother used to buy books written by Christian Scientists when I was a kid because she thought the Christian Scientists were Christians, who just so happened to be Scientists. She didn’t know it was a whole nother kooky religion.
It’s a metaphoric story, and I no longer wear pink togas at airports.
I too have recently reduced my tambourine pounding and seldom appear in my pink toga, except special occasions like oh, the end of the world and such.
Tee Hee!
You’re one of THE most imaginative writers!
I remember how ignorant I was before reading about Kundalini. I didn’t even know about my chakras. Now flushing my chakras is as easy as flushing a toilet.
Oh Lordy… Another fruit cake. And they’re coming to take me away, hee hee haw haw, to the funny farm where things are beautiful all day long …. You know the tune.
Alex Grey! Woohoo! That there is an artist that altered my life.
(Well, aren’t you getting a big reaction!) Apart from anything else, this post is a work of art, the visuals are so intense, and the juxtapositions so unexpected.
Excellent and insightful info on Kundalini. Thanks.
I love your writing! Awesome!
Thank you for visiting my blog. I really do appreciate you stopping by.
I think you’ve been spending far too much time with Gag Halfrunt.
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It’s scary, that Kundalini, but not that scary! I went to a talk by Sri Mataji Nirmala Devi, about 15 years ago. Her form of Sahaja yoga awakens the kundalini energy inside every being. I was sceptical, that evening at the Albert Hall, having been dragged along by a new beau, and more so when she didn’t turn up and we had to watch a film of her ‘awakening’ another audience. I can’t remember details, but the end of the process was that it apparently worked, and I felt this rising buzz of energy, from the bottom of my spine to the top of my head : it felt a bit like a vacuum cleaner had been turned on inside me. Ironically, nothing happened to the mystically-inclined beau, and I have never repeated that weird experience : living forever to the peak of your potential sounds exhausting!
Fascinating – and very accurate post, thank you for this! A Highly respected Spiritual teacher said to me once: ‘You do not, under any circumstances, mess with the Kundalini energy – it takes lifetimes to manifest safely and when the time is right – it will mess with you!’
Gulp
When people do ‘work’ with the ‘Kundalini’ they very often mistake it for the sexual energy, which uses the same channel in the spine. This misconception happens primarily in the West as many traditions from the East have been misunderstood and misinterpreted.
Ok guys. Are you all tongue in cheek here or are there actually people who buy into this bucket-O-bunk? I thought Scientolgy was the ultimate home for wack jobs. I looked up this stuff in Wikipedia and it sounds perhaps even more looney tunes. You guys for real??
It isn’t scientology. I don’t even know what scientologists believe. I’ve never read a scientologist book, nor spoken to a scientology person or missionary. The closest I have come to learning about that religion is watching movies with Tom Cruise.
You still didn’t answer my question. What is your opinion of this Kundalini stuff?
Clotilda, I don’t care if you believe it or not. That’s not the point for me, to me it’s great storytelling. Love your work!
There is a difference between story-telling, colorful creativity and spreading Bunk about. I am all for story telling. GO GIRL. I am dead set against spreading more myth and trash and presenting it as truth… Just me I guess.
And what the bunk do you think politics and religion are that societies are led by, controlled by? The pure not knowing about something ‘should’ make it worthy of interest, research even. At the very least open interest.
Is photohumor an oxymoron? see no humor… lost in the negative?
Nope. No oxymoron here. Photos that depict humor. If you don’t see the humor then ’tis not me that is lost in the negative. Yes some humor is dark, and some is not. Wishing you good humor!
BTW , just checked your blog… Very nice. I shall follow it.
well phrased Meredith
This is a brilliant piece, Clotilda.
Aunts can be such a negative force. Phooey, aunts.
All right then, “Phooey, some of our aunts.”
Ah thank you. Much better.
Gee Clothilda, I thought you were a libertarian from Texas. (That had me scared.) Now it looks like you’re just another crazy like me. Only in fiction can you tell the truth.
I follow you and must, I do not know why yet I am compelled to say that sometimes I find your approaching to be preaching. Non-accepting of others. This pushes me away from your writing at times and that is just me.
) You write of the aligning of the chakras allowing the Kundalini to enter the body, “Anyone who is incredibly wealthy has done it, although, they’ll deny it.” Do you believe that the top 1% or even 5%.. are all aligned or all possessed by Kundalini?
This piece I loved (as I have some others
This is such a great post! I really enjoyed all the illustrations and photos, and your thoughts – as well as humor *Marie Curie* especially. I don’t agree with the premise, but it’s well-written, and I so enjoy your writing! Cheers!
Interesting Read! Thanks!
Scott
Hello Again, Thanks Again. Nice post. Lots of pictures I like that. I see that your getting mixed reviews and opinions. Some people would rather live in their ignorance, then live in truth. They like their fairy tale lives and don’t want to live in the real world of mass destruction and government rule. Oh well, on to a parallel reality were they don’t exist. Because they never saw it coming until it was to late. Good job on this post girl tell it like it is. Talk with you soon!