There are two sides to every coin, but we don’t live in a two dimensional world, do we? When there’s an argument, they tell me that I’m supposed to look at both sides of the problem. This is assuming that there are two sides. When two people fight about two different points, nobody comes to a conclusion because they’re both right.
Everybody’s right. It’s your turn to do the dishes tonight, I did them last night. There is too a God in heaven, and he isn’t a woman. How about that one? You can look at both sides of the argument on that one, and nobody will ever win. You wanna know why?
Because we live in an eight dimensional world. There are eight sides to every problem. If you’ve got a problem that you just can’t solve, there’s something you don’t know. It’s neither here nor there. It’s everywhere. The solution is out there waiting, but you have to look at all eight sides of the coin to find the answer.
Oh. Coins don’t have eight sides? Well…the Tetragrammaton does.
This isn’t the Tetragammaton, but it’s a diagram of the original.
It wasn’t made of gold, silver, rock, papyrus, or Bakelite plastic. It was made of the uncreated light, the substance of the astral realm.
Before the beginning of time, there existed only the astral realm. The astral realm is the universe that exists all around, that the human eye can’t see. Some people can see it when they sleep. Others don’t. But it wasn’t always that way.
When the race of man was first created, he was made of essence, just like everything else. God created man, and then gave him a really good book to read called The Tetragrammaton that contained all the knowledge in the Universe. This was a three dimensional diamond shaped book with four triangular sides on one half and four triangular sides on the other half. The two halves were bound together with a bright green serpentine belt.
Each triangle had a seal, and on this seal was a symbol. If a man looked at the symbol, he would instantly know and understand all the information that that book contained. In the astral realm everyone and everything speaks the same language. In this realm there is no spoken world. There was no sadness, confusion, pain or suffering. Everyone lived in harmony with one another and there was peace throughout the world.
But then some idiot named Steve decided to line up all the seals along the serpentine belt when Mercury was in retrograde; and everyone knows that you should never do that. Steve knew this, and he didn’t care. The serpentine belt turned into the Kundalini. It slithered and ripped the Tetragrammaton into pieces.
Because of Steve’s disobedience to the rules laid forth in the Tetragrammaton, the entire human race was punished and given flesh and blood in order to separate them from the more perfect spirits.
I guess you’re wondering why there’s only 7 seals on the picture of the Kundalini, and I mentioned that there should actually be eight. The eighth seal belongs to the book of Harmony. Steve dropped that one and it broke into thirteen pieces. So he hid them all so he wouldn’t get into any more trouble.
Mankind couldn’t see the Tetragrammaton anymore after they all became flesh. But certain people noticed that their bodies weren’t tightly fit against their bodies and they could still enter the astral realm if they closed their eyes and really concentrated. It was these people who found the Tetragrammaton in the astral realm, and then wrote everything down in the corporeal realm, the realm of flesh and blood. The only problem was, that it was extremely complicated to write everything down for everyone to understand. An astral symbol is worth a million words.
There was another problem, in it’s original state, the Tetragrammaton was all in one piece. You have to read the whole thing to get the full picture. Mankind didn’t have all the pieces in the same place, and so there was a lot of confusion and nothing really made sense. Well, this one guy in Egypt once made an exact replica, but that’s another story. Anyway,the translations are located in six different caves all over the world. And my grandmother showed me the place where two of them were. But that was long ago. It’s hidden away now, and nobody knows about it, but me.