Stay out of the sun, it will kill you.


So let me get this straight.  The sun’s rays will cause me to die, but I need to get plenty of x-rays to make sure that I am alive and well.


However, x-rays will cause my unborn child to develop a disease and die by the age of 13.  Tell me.  Is there a cream that I can use to prevent it?  Why yes…there is…


And for more extreme situations….try our brand new


It makes me wonder.

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  1. Some bake themselves endless in the sun, so the medical community overreacts and tells us to stay out of the sun completely. Yet, we were designed to receive the sun rays.

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