The Lurch cometh at midnight. Blessed is the man whom he shall find watching. For it is he who will escape.
The Lurch is something bad. The Lurch is your greatest fear made real. The Lurch cometh at midnight. He will take your soul away in the night and you will never see then sun shine again.
Unless you escape.
clotildajamcracker 
like the big man in Phantasm ….
Yikes!
They called me Lurch in junior high school, for they feared my power. But I shall do no harm – neither then nor now. Bridges.
Ha!
I’ll take a birch
To your Lurch
When he does emerge
I’ll be his scourge