These are the foods that I am not allowed to talk about: Ho Ho’s and Ding Dongs.
People are selling these foods and getting away with it. I don’t know why. How is this happening? I don’t understand. I know someone is out there buying these foods too and I know what they’re thinking as they go to the checkout stand. Hee hee. I’m gonna go home and eat me some ding dongs. How could that not go through your mind as you buy these things. Are there people who don’t know the second meaning of the word ding dong? I mean seriously. Can you really eat them in front of your mother and not crack a smile?
Here’s one you’ll never see. Twinkies with kumquat filling.